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ICWXP: Commander Rick Wolf finds himself trapped in a suppoedly abandonned movie theater surrounded by the walking dead. Inside, he befriends two wise cracking robots and together they're forced to watch terrible b-movies at the hands of their creator.

Flick: When an oversexed plantation foreman murders his boss (and husband to his girlfriend), a pruned gypsy summons “The Jungle’s Curse”, turning him into the first ever “were-gorilla”... sort of.

Starring: Raymond Burr, Barbara Payton, Tom Conway, and Lon Chaney Jr.

B&W | 1951 | 84 mins.

ICWXP: Rick and the Bots take in a bum from the zombie apocalypse and quickly regret it when he turns into the roomate from hell. Toenail clippings and half eaten pickles in the jar abound.

Flick: It’s Frakenstein a la italiana! Italy’s take on the classic tale is the smuttiest one to date. After the Doc’s monster grandma hugs him to death, his foxy daughter decides to use his lab as a boyfriend factory.

Starring: Joseph Cotten, Paul Muller, Mickey Hargitay, Herbert Fux and Sara Bey (Rosalba Neri)

Color | 1972

ICWXP: Cylon gets a new head! (Since, Rick, who is still suffering from occasional were-gorilla transformations rips off his old one). The guys discover a new personality in the theater when they happen upon a disembodied zombie head that's retained some of its humanity. Sadly, he's still quite interested in devouring flesh.

Flick: Mr. Universe of 1955, Mickey Hargitay, prances about in some bloody horrifying red tights and tortures mentally deficient models.

Color | 1965

Flick: Panty raid lycanthrope style! Whoo! Werewolf on the floor!

A new science teacher arrives at an institutional boarding school for troublemaker girls and suddenly folks start falling victium to "wolf" attacks. Pretty standard college goings on, really. Kind of a let down.

Black & White | 1961